Guess what. There is no final word on pimiento cheese, and when we elevate it to the divine, that's just blasphemous. It's just a food, one many of us eat too much of, succumbing to the gluttony in our sinful hearts. But I'm not one to throw stones because there are an awful lot of windows in my house, and they're expensive to fix. I'm also a believer in enjoying what G-d (or whoever or whatever) puts in front of me, and pimiento cheese is certainly one of those things.